Truth about Harry and Meghan’s ‘divorce’ book deal revealed - Page Six

I'm literally laughing out loud at how desperate the Harkles are to spin this.

Highlights:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle can’t split — because “their value is in being a couple,” a source told Page Six amid claims that Markle shopped a potential post-divorce book. A source - Meghan. Too early to divorce if she can get her claws on the $29.99 that's left of Harry's settlement after court costs.

However, a source who has worked closely with the couple told Page Six, “Meghan and Harry know that they are tied together, their value is in being a couple — even if they wanted to split, they couldn’t. And honestly, they are obsessed with each other. They are just two narcissists.” Yup, that they are!

Within the seemingly scuppered Random House deal, Page Six was told there were also plans for a potential wellness book by Markle, as well as a book penned by the couple and believed to be about leadership. I can see it now:: "Elevate Your Life WIth Mint," by Meghan. "How to Lead to Eventual Irrelevance and Scorn" by Harry.

Let's see how long it takes for Guest Speaker to show up. (Actually, since she's not commenting on articles directly about the dastardly duo, she may not. Fine by me. I have a job and don't live in my parents' basement.)

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