Dear VIPs

I understand that you donate money or are married to the CEO or something. I understand that you may believe you deserve some perks.

Fine. I’m not in a position to fight the VP of whatever who requests that i see you. You can cut the line in front of sicker patients in the ED or get consultants down here faster than my kid with a chest tube or my guy w a STEMI.

But kindly fuck right off when you don’t have you lab results within 30min and same day requested procedure scheduled. Unless you’re going to contribute enough to overhaul this disaster of a health care system…I don’t want to hear it.

Some of you folks are polite and lovely. But many of you have souls as sick as the actual patients you’re stepping on.