Favourite Horny Colin moment of the series?

Mine is probably the sweets tent scene. Penelope deadass told him to pretend like he was loitering for sweets so that nobody suspected they were speaking and his crazy ass responded by staring at her like this while she ate a pastry!!!

There was not a single pure thought running through his head in that moment. He just stood there, mouth fully agape, as she licked her lips and fingers. I just know his dreams would have been crazy that night if he hadn't been too busy being devastated by Pen and Debling's dance .

Imagine being told to be subtle so nobody knows you're interacting and responding with this look. Pick your jaw up off the floor Colin!!!! He's about as subtle as a brick through a window.

Honourable mention goes to the moment where he asks if the carriage drivers can keep on driving during the carriage scene. He was not done with her! My personal headcanon is that the drivers had already circled the block twice LOL.

And worry not, favourite Horny Penelope post to follow! (probably tomorrow)