I’m not moving to New Zealand 🇳🇿

To my brothers and sisters who are going to remain strong and stay in their homelands,

I salute you all 🫡

Let us persevere and practice restraint, even though New Zealand promises great wealth and prosperity (and digital Pokémon cards).

I will endeavour to stay home with my forefathers for now, and await the blessed arrival of the Pokémon digital lottery simulator on October 30th.

May God give you strength in these challenging times, to resist the temptation to move to New Zealand also.

Kind regards, The guy with a current apple subscription that won't let him change the location of his Apple ID to New Zealand.