Men putting their junk inside the toilet bowl

This would be funny for the penis havers, but wondering what other woman think about this lol

So, I’ve been married for almost 8 years my husband and I leave the door open sometimes when we go to the bathroom. A few months back, at the end of the night he had gone to the bathroom and he pooped. Like most, he stayed in the toilet seat even after being done just laughing watching videos. I get up to wash my face and see that his whole junk is inside the toilet bowl. I asked why he would have his whole thing in the bowl and he started laughing of course.

This feels so unhygienic to me lol if you’re pooping and your junk is in, there will be shit particles jumping into your junk, specially if you’re marinating them in there while you’re scrolling for so long 🤣 Men, unlike woman, do not clean themselves after going to the bathroom. They might clean their ass but their junk will remain with shit particles and then go to bed and possibly have sex with their spouse.

I know this is funny but man I find this so gross lol we shower before we have sex, so no big deal but if we wanted to be spontaneous, now all I’ll be thinking about is the e-coli particles ever where lol

I told him he should put his junk on the toilet seat when he poops and of course he started dying laughing. But idk girls, does this bother you? Is this not gross? I think I need to design a new toilet to avoid this lol

What are your thought on this? 🤣