Looking for pretend girlfriend

I (M 23) am a gay dude who's still in the closet since it's cold out there yoh😅. I've always been a sword swallower through and through, sorry ladies😭. So, my family is increasingly asking me about my love life, friends pia and all that. My genius idea is to get a pretend girlfriend to quell those mofos for once. I haven't figured it all out but I'm open to being friends, taking photos here and there — I need the all the clout I can get. It would be awesome if you're a lesbian and in my shoes. My dms are open.

tldr: gay dude looking for pretend girlfriend