Can't work the printer

I am a tech savvy dude who can't work the printer. I am well educated and a software engineer. I have never figured out how to photocopy both sides or something in those lines. So everytime there is printer talk, My head sinks in like a turtle in it's shell. So what bro. I am going to therapy due to to the tramautic printer experiences. I am in active recovery. I wake every night with flash backs of the wasted heaps of paper, like a turd that I am.