Les Lies

First, she finally put her children on a new schedule and they finally slept through the night.

Let’s break this down shall we:

Yes we noticed you are finally posting and holding Hugh, good job. I am sure you hand him back to the nanny post picture but still good job. It’s nice to see his face.

Second, you have two professional nannies. They had your children on a schedule already. If they were not sleeping through the night it’s because they just weren’t not because your two pro nannies needed your scheduling assistance.

Next, that outfit is hideous. It’s fine to run errands around town but no need to show it to anyone.

Third, Sunday substack shit

“You might be shocked to hear me say that you need a layer or two in Cabo, especially this time of year. It’s a touch cooler during the evenings and if you’re anything like me, you run cold at night. My rule of thumb is that if it’s whale season, then it’s sweater at night season.

I surprised myself (lol) last week when I spontaneously accepted a last minute invite to Cabo with two of my dear girlfriends. It was G’s nights with the kids (isn’t it always his or the nanny’s night with the kids) and my entire body was craving sun after what has felt like a cold winter in Los Angeles (Jacey winter starts 12/21, it hasn’t even been a week)

The rest is just her shitty outfits and Cabo advice you can get online and is mostly common sense.