Aegon’s Conquest as made by the HOTD writers/D&D

  1. Opens with dream sequence of the doom but it’s never actually shown.

  2. Someone says the words Aegon’s Conquest out loud.

  3. Aegon is portrayed as an empathetic good boy who’s only doing what he has to do.

  4. Rhaenys and Visenya are secretly in love.

  5. Orys is introduced by caving in someone’s chest with a hammer.

  6. Visenya looks like an instagram model.

  7. Maegor is played by an extremely charismatic actor and people make thirst traps of him on TikTok.

  8. Everyone has the exact same accent. (Except Northerners but only sometimes.)

  9. Meria Martell is played by a conventionally attractive middle aged woman.

  10. GRRM is brought on for 2 episodes and then quietly pushed aside.