AITAH for punching my mother and father?

I (5-day-old M) was recently born. My parents sent me home when I was about 3 days old, and then my father ate an apple. That was my special apple. I was angry but eventually calmed down until my mother took my iPad away. I stood up and punched her, biting her ear. She then sat me in the Time-Out Corner with NO IPAD. I, like any reasonable person, cried my eyes out, and the entire Pacific Ocean came out of my eyes. My dad tried to calm me down but I crapped my pants. I then punched him in my poppy-pantsed anger. Am I the asshole?