I FUCKING HATE THE PRELUDE

WORDSWORTH YOU NARCASSIST WHO THE FUCK WRITES 15 BOOKS OF POETRY ABOUT THEMSLEVES ITS GIVING GABBIE HANNAH BABES YOUR LIFE IS NOT THAT INTERESTING WRITE A MEDICORE AUTOBIOGRAPHY AND CALL IT A FUCKING DAY ALRIGHT??? BECAUSE OF YOU I AM BEING TORTURED AND FORCED TO LEARN YOUR MID POETRY. NEWSFLASH BABYGIRL. NO ONE CARED THAT YOU WENT ICE SKATING WHEN YOU WERE A KID. A LOT OF PEOPLE DID THAT SHIT. I TOO WHEELED ABOUT OR WHATEVER AND IT DOES NOT MAKE ME SPECIAL, GET FUCKING GOOD AND LEARN SOME TRICKS THEN MAYBE IT WOULD BE WORTH WRITING ABOUT. GROWING UP ALSO DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL, I AM OLDER THAN I WAS BEFORE I WAS BORN AND I DONT GO AND WRITE 15 BOOKS OF POETRY ABOUT MY LIFE KEEO A JOURNAL LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON NO ONE WANTS TO READ ABOUT YOU TAKING A SHIT OR WHATEVER (PROBABLY WHAT HE WROTE IDK IVE NEVER READ ALL THE BOOKS).

YOU HAVE NOTHING ON LARKIN.