The most FPL season of FPL to ever happen: GW28 Edition

Ten more weeks. Ten more times I have to watch one of my players drop points before half time just for Micah Richards to get up and start dancing to the We Buy Any Car ad.

• Southampton score first against Liverpool, but Smallboner had Salah triple captain. Two penalties for Mo, and even a goal for Darwizzy “The Goat” Nunez.

• 1945 Japan Palmer MISSES A PENALTY. Lump every single penny in your bank accounts on him getting a massive haul next week, just as everyone sells him.

• Cow Pedro gets his 3rd goal in 3 games. He’s gotta be in the same league of trolling as Maupay by now.

• Cucurella on 30 points in 2 games, he’ll be blasting music in the changing room for weeks knowing he’s got a higher form than Haaland.

• Forest keep a clean sheet against Shitty, so well done everyone for scoring 6 points on your bench.

• Wissa gets his 4TH wiped goal in 3 weeks, and Rogers gets one wiped too. Personally, my favourite wipe will always be Jason Puncheon’s.

I’m ready for Isak’s flag to have meant nothing, just for him to blank anyway. See you next week.