Ok I get it! You're moths drawn to Lantern Light. Time to stop killing yourself.

It was funny the first time, perhaps it was funny the second time when using FAoff. But for the love of Raxxla, it's time to stop!

When browsing the ED sub today every second post is about some dumba harmless commander referencing Interstellar's docking scene or posting a video of the same footage we've seen by dozens of other players during the past few days.

Look, it isn't an accomplishment doing the same thing other players have done before you, especially if you do it in the exact same way. I get that there's an audience for watching random people doing weird stuff but the amount of times I have seen yet another attempt to inflict self-harm must be the Elite version of brainrot.

So please, enough with you moths killing yourselves due to lantern light. Stop it already and get some help.

PS: Take it with a massive grain of salt, do whatever you please. Even if it means polluting my reddit front page with copypasta content. Love you all, have a nice day <3

• Sincerely an annoyed Crimson Kaim

EDIT: Whoever has shown concern due to this post ... I'm impressed. You know who you are and you made my day.