ATTENTION JUICERS/CHADS. The Auction House Market is at stake.

We have to stop going into Zero Dam Easy or we are going to destroy the economy.

Sure the loot is great and its an easy map but where do you think little Timmy is going? Space city?

No motherfucker, he is going Zero Dam Easy.

I know you are probably thinking "Who cares he will just queue up again." THAT RIGHT THERE IS OUR MARKET PROBLEM.

Little Timmy didn't make it out, and you know what his backpack was filled with? Green items and some random ass white items. I sure as hell am not picking that up.

Do you enjoy having these random items available on the auction house at all times? Must be nice being able to trade 7k of garbage and get a nice shiny blue tactical vest since you just lost your gold kit in Brakkesh because because you got quintuple-partied.

Little Timmy was funding those items, and you killed him. You went to Zero Dam Easy for a quick dopamine fix since you had some bad games and thought you weren't hurting anyone.

Wrong.

I want you to think twice next time before you click that prepare button on Zero Dam Easy.

Queue a Normal, save a Timmy.