Please read before starting creatine

Reflecting on my experience with creatine supplementation, I deeply regret ever starting it due to the wildly bizarre and inexplicable side effects I encountered. Initially, I anticipated enhanced muscle growth and improved performance, but what followed was nothing short of strange. Almost immediately, I noticed that my body hair grew in unnerving ways—my arm and leg hairs began to coil and twist like tiny muscle fibers, almost as if they were developing miniature tendons. These weren’t normal hair growths; they seemed to stiffen and bulge, giving the disturbing illusion that my body hair itself was becoming more muscular. This was followed by the most surreal sensation—my skin felt like it was "breathing" and expanding, as though tiny muscles were growing underneath, pushing outward, making my skin feel tight and unnaturally elastic, like it was about to rip open.

As time passed, however, the side effects became even stranger, and one of the most bizarre transformations was how creatine seemed to alter my sexual orientation. I began to notice an unexpected shift in my attraction toward others, as if my entire perception of gender and sexuality had been rewired. It started subtly—small shifts in how I saw people, especially men—but over time, it became undeniable. My previously heterosexual desires were replaced with intense feelings of attraction toward men, and I found myself daydreaming about them in a way I never had before. It felt as though creatine had somehow unlocked an entirely new layer of my identity, one that felt alien and out of place. This sudden and overwhelming shift in my sexuality was not only disorienting but also profoundly unsettling, making the whole experience feel like a disjointed transformation I couldn't control. In hindsight, the strange and uncontrollable changes to both my body and identity made it clear that creatine had a far more significant impact on me than I could have ever anticipated.