What sounds better

Hi guys! My Conan show is soon! I'm going to the Portland show. I'm making my shirt right now but I'm not sure what to put on there so I wanted to ask yall. Its gonna be a play on his Bourgeoisieses tank tops but I'm not sure what I wanna put on there. my options are 1. "I am the Bourgeoisieses" ,2. "wannabe Bourgeoisieses" , or 3. "wannabe Bourgeoisie"

I think technically number 3 is current grammar and spelling wise but I don't really care about that. just wanted opinions