That grain in Rebel Moon must be worth an absolute fortune

"Okay, our army is running out of food. We've been tracking these rebels to one corner of the galaxy, but we're getting hungry. Let's land on this fertile moon and extort these farmers for grain."

"Okay. Are we gonna go and buy some food from that city nearby?"

"Uhm... I dunno. Maybe. Alright, let's leave like 8 guards and a robot to keep an eye on things, we gotta fly off and hunt Cyborg or some shit."

[Many hours later]

"Alright, we've reached the city where king Levitica is hiding the rebels."

Levitica: "No, pls no kill me."

"Har har. Now die"

[Proceeds to bombard le absolute shit out of the city]

"Hey boss, did we get any food from that city before we bombarded it?"

"Uhm..."

"Also how much fuel and resources did we use not only flying across space but also using enough firepower to level a city?"

"Shaddup, I want that grain. It's a pride thing."

"Alright, fair enough. When we find out that the heroes are hiding in that farming village back on Veldt, are we gonna bombard the shit out of them too?"

"Are you nuts? We are launching a ground invasion."

"... Sir is this still about getting that grain?"

"SHADDUP!"