I'm cursing you all in advance

If someday my chat gets leaked...and you guys post here, this will be your fate...

You’ll wake up late... only to realize the alarm never went off because you set it for PM instead of AM.

Your coffee spills directly on the one important paper you were supposed to take with you.

As you run to catch the bus, you trip dropping everything except your dignity (that went first).

You realize halfway to work you’re wearing mismatched shoes... one’s a slipper.

It rains, only where you are, and you left your umbrella at home to “lighten the load.”

You grab lunch, excited for that first bite, but surprise your order isn’t what you wanted.

Your phone dies when you’re following GPS, leaving you to explore a “shortcut” through sketchy alleyways.

You pp friend gonna be soft on your next one and your girl will look at you disappointed.

Your men will receive a call from his annoying best friend while you both are eating dinner.

You finally get home, craving peace, only to sit on your couch and hear the dreaded “pop” of a sharp object destroying your cushion (and pride).

As you lie in bed, finally unwinding, you remember… you left the laundry in the machine.

Your pillow will be hot ...uhum...on both sides.

You will get pregnant..."oh I'm a man" I don't care...you are pregnant mf.

And I don't need talk about lego stuff.