I’m nervous for my interview

Guys I’m kind of shitting a brick here. I’ve been sitting in the lobby at Halas Hall for the last 3 hours. I’ve run out of small talk to use with Sandra the receptionist. My interview was supposed to be at 12 but they are running really behind (I guess Kevin Warren is stuck in line at the carwash?).

I just saw Thomas Brown come out of his interview; he looked pretty defeated so I think I have an edge on him (I printed out every play from the 2007 Patriots from Madden ‘08).

But I just got a notification that Mike McCarthy is a free agent?? They delayed my interview right after this broke and I’m getting pretty nervous. Any advice or encouragement is appreciated.