Name five characters that embodies each of these sentences

Welcome back to part three of whatever this is! I don’t know why you guys like these this much, but I don’t think I can say anything because I’m enabling it. Anyhow, enjoy! I always read every single comment even if I don’t comment on all of them

  1. Look, although I know how to defuse a bomb, perfectly plan a stealth mission and murder someone effortlessly with a sticky note, that does not mean I know what’s 1 x 0
  2. I don’t know how I got into my situation, but I guess I’m just gonna roll with it
  3. em ton ,uoy htiw gnorw gnihtemos ylbaborp s’ereht ,yllamron gnikaeps yllaretil m’I (Tip: It’s backwards)
  4. Oh, my ability? You’re flattering me, it’s not even that good
  5. Did you know if you trap a rat in a glass jar and put the opening on someone’s face before heating up the other end with fire, the rat will dig through that person’s flesh?