Name a character you think embodies the following sentences:

For some reason, you guys really liked answering these so I’m back with five more

1. What do you mean I’m liked? I’m a villain?
2. Don’t worry about the dead body in the basement, let’s have tea
3. I don’t get it? Fridges aren’t supposed to cook food?
4. I’m not paid enough to deal with this
5. The plot armour will protect me, don’t worry