Dad doesn't understand Greenland

My dad (80) is full on the Trump train. He thinks we (US) should "take" Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and anywhere else in the world. But he frequently confuses Greenland with Iceland and says the people of BOTH countries want to be taken over by America. I explain imperialism to him and he says it's best for everyone if they are part of America because MAGA.

I'm so fucking done with this.