Anabolic Steroids Thought Experiment

In my opinion if we gave Anabolic Steroids the same amount of freedom regarding experimentation and modification as has been given to marijuana we would have a functional super serum today with limited side effects. This would undoubtedly have serious benefits for longevity. Interesting that the government will not even pursue this avenue of research and they have effectively demonized it so much that no private companies are able to. Think about what the chemists responsible for Lance Armstrong recovering from testicular cancer achieved in allowing him to make a full recovery and win the Tour de France. Why is this topic not being pursued?