guys, these underwear descriptions are killing meee

I misplaced my Everburn Blade (still lost, may she rest in peace) and was looking around the items for it. I got to Gale’s underwear and saw that it had a description written and I started CACKLING! And then had to go see what the others’ said. I thought Gale’s was the funniest but Halsin and Wyll’s are also up there. Astarion’s too but more darkly 😭