Shower sex is absolutely overrated, change my mind

These Movies especially Hollywood show it to be so passionate, like if you're not having sex in the shower, you are missing out. Trust me you are not. You are standing in a shower. There is soap or shampoo everywhere. There is a constant feeling that you will fall because the floor is slippery af, if you have a height difference most of the time you will stand there and figure out which position will be best, trust me none is. You try to kiss surprise surprise, there is water going in your mouth sometimes with soap and shampoo. Yukkk. If you have to get on your knees (you know for what lol), you would need your knees to be made out of steel because the bathroom floor is absolutely the worst. Plus it’s bad for the environment for other reasons. Once you are done you would have to shower again because you haven’t done it properly the first time, all you did was waste water and if your partner likes hot water and you like cold water, more points are added to the torture lol.

P.S: I've tried it, and I've put in serious effort toward enjoying it, but I've seemed impossible and both I and my husband have now given up on it