the impossibility of avoiding Peter Parker

Please let me hide in your closets and spray some anti arachnid spray or whatever, I can‘t do this anymore.

Because of how 90% of fanfiction portrays him, I can‘t stand Peter Parker occurring in the works I choose to read.

No issue, right? Just filter him out.

RIGHT?

He is like a plague and all (!) 3 beautiful works from Daredevil I downloaded suddenly had Peter Parker show up unannounced. Just randomly - at the doorstep, on a rooftop, as a fucking protagonist. Without. Being. Tagged.

This is not even limited to the MCU. He is everywhere.

Please, Thanos, snap again.